Rules for my unborn kitten

What rules should my unborn kitten follow? I'm Furio, these are my rules for my future offspring (that a certain surgery has made unlikely). This was my inspiration.

#8
There are two types of toys:
Cardboard - Requires no explanation.
Expensive - Anything that costs +$100 is to be fiddled with, slept upon, and, ideally, dropped from four or more feet.
Anything packaged as a “cat toy” is to be briefly inspected, then rejected.
Via damien

#8

There are two types of toys:

Cardboard - Requires no explanation.
Expensive - Anything that costs +$100 is to be fiddled with, slept upon, and, ideally, dropped from four or more feet.

Anything packaged as a “cat toy” is to be briefly inspected, then rejected.

— 2 years ago

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