Rules for my unborn kitten

What rules should my unborn kitten follow?   I'm Furio, these are my rules for my future offspring (that a certain surgery has made unlikely). This was my inspiration.

#5
Vertical lines are slimming. Horizantal lines… aren’t.
Via deleteyourself

#5

Vertical lines are slimming. Horizantal lines… aren’t.

Via deleteyourself

— 2 years ago with 33 notes
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    made me LOL. yes i just used that.
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    Muesch haut die blöd Schtore nid hie ufhänke. Tubu.
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