#24
Look away from the computer screen while working, if you can. Eye-strain is a nasty affliction.
Via Healy Jones
#23
You can spend the whole day waiting for tuna, toys, and cardboard boxes to land on the ground, or you can learn to negotiate ladders and take matters into your own paws.
Via Startable
#22
Small, plush objects are tough to figure out. Sometimes they must be hunted, and sometimes they must be snuggled. It’s more of an art than a science.
via critteristic.com
#20
The judges that grade sleep award style-points. A good bowl nap never fails to impress.
Via Psycho Kitty, up in Wisconsin
#18
You wouldn’t believe how easy it is to give your roommates the heebie jeebies. Just look at them, and then still be looking at them a few minutes later. Freaks ‘em out to no end. Hilarious. Even funnier as a team sport.
(via skullwithabow)
#17
Don’t be discouraged if you don’t fit in the box at first. The journey (in this case, cramming yourself into tiny cardboard) is the reward.
Via helgaholic
#16
Don’t get so fat that you can’t stop things like this from happening. Have some self-respect.
Via nobon
#15
When they’ve clearly spent a bunch of money on your food, act like you can taste a difference.
Via acewepeel
#14
You get about one year where this face serves as a “get out of jail free” card. Make a list of everything you want to eat, break, shred or poop on, and carpe diem.
(via lefemmeenrouge)
#13
If you have to resort to outfits for comedy, you’re one step away from gratuitously bathing your junk for attention. Props are okay, but keep it high-brow.
(via paurina)
#12
When you see a camera, imitate your closest roommate. You will not believe how funny they find this. Easy laughs, and (if your roommates love you), easy treats. I couldn’t make this stuff up.
Via goldenrainbows
#10
Don’t freak out when you see a celebrity. Act like you’ve been there before, and don’t be a name dropper.
